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Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Jessica — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:48:22 -0000

Good deed make me feel all warm and fuzzy. Even when it comes to saving critters who carry Salmonella.
You're a good guy, Frank.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Frank — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:22:00 -0000

I do the same....and proof once again that we're brothers from a different mother, I don't even blink about those furry rats that people call squirrels. After they cost me more than $1,000 to get them extracted from my attic, it's even worse for me. I go out on Squirrel Drives.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Pax Romano — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:14:21 -0000

Frank,

I let all of god's creatures cross the road .... except for squirrels, I confess, I speed up when I see one of those hyperactive little rodents.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Frank — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 08:45:41 -0000

Thanks. Tuna.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Rich Mennenoh — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:55:39 -0000

Your a good man Frank.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Frank — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:58:11 -0000

Marvin, I'm really tired after a long workweek, but that joke made me rally laugh. Just what I needed.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Marvin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:43:01 -0000

Good work, Frank. Gotta do a little karmic maintenance every once and a while.

(BTW: I've always heard the turtle crossed the road so it could get into the Shell station.)

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Frank — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:10:32 -0000

Merci, you're right. And I was thinking of getting a job there. I figure in this down economy people sill have to drive. Ah, this moving the turtle thing is just a phase. It'll pass.

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Merci — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:06:27 -0000

Sorry, you have officially lost your status as a curmudgeon. Your membership is now revoked. Please turn your membership card in at the nearest DMV (otherwise known as Curmudgeon Central).