DISQUS

Merci · 1 year ago

Sorry, you have officially lost your status as a curmudgeon. Your membership is now revoked. Please turn your membership card in at the nearest DMV (otherwise known as Curmudgeon Central).
Frank · 1 year ago

Merci, you're right. And I was thinking of getting a job there. I figure in this down economy people sill have to drive. Ah, this moving the turtle thing is just a phase. It'll pass.
Marvin · 1 year ago

Good work, Frank. Gotta do a little karmic maintenance every once and a while.

(BTW: I've always heard the turtle crossed the road so it could get into the Shell station.)
Frank · 1 year ago

Marvin, I'm really tired after a long workweek, but that joke made me rally laugh. Just what I needed.
Rich Mennenoh · 1 year ago

Your a good man Frank.
Frank · 1 year ago

Thanks. Tuna.
Pax Romano · 1 year ago

Frank,

I let all of god's creatures cross the road .... except for squirrels, I confess, I speed up when I see one of those hyperactive little rodents.
Frank · 1 year ago

I do the same....and proof once again that we're brothers from a different mother, I don't even blink about those furry rats that people call squirrels. After they cost me more than $1,000 to get them extracted from my attic, it's even worse for me. I go out on Squirrel Drives.
Jessica · 1 year ago

Good deed make me feel all warm and fuzzy. Even when it comes to saving critters who carry Salmonella.
You're a good guy, Frank.